Jeopardy

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Mean as while
Bad rabbit bad
Began to hum
Most angrily
Louder and louder
Until he stomped
His lucky left foot

"Human, if you don't return your attention to me, I am going to do something with my "lucky left foot" that you will not like at all. And then, I'll pistol whip you again."

"Lucky left foot?" Yes, definitely a bad idea to provoke the rabbit with a gun, but I was nervous and when nervous, I sometimes blurted things out."

"Don't be coy with me human, I know it was in your mind. You were thinking about my lucky left foot, you know, you stupid humans think that a rabbit's foot is lucky. Well, it isn't.  Now give me my damn money and whatever else has value and I will leave."

"That was the Jeopardy theme, wow rabbit, you like jeopardy too?" I know, another blurt, so not the moment for one, as I said, nervous."

"Oh goody, an informed human, that doesn't change the fact that you are still my chosen victim of the day. So don't try to bond with me, or I'll really get upset. And as you yourself have felt, that isn't a good idea."

I sighed. "Fine rabbit, i just find it cool that an evolved rabbit likes my favourite game show too. I'm sorry that we have any similarities..if that makes you feel any better Mr. Rabbit sir!" And yes, that was anger that slipped out then. I could feel that whenever.

And bad rabbit bad
Did punch the man
In the stomach hard
Then tripped him down
And spat at him

"Do you think I want to be an evolved rabbit you idiot? No, I long to be what I was before you damn humans screwed with the ways of nature and turned me and my fellow rabbits into...this. So really, this is the last time I am going to warn you. Give me all your money and valuables right now, or so help me, I am going to shoot. And I am a very good shot." And to empahasize his point, he cocked the gun and pointed it at me.

 

 

Charles Petrie

 

 

Again, first story of a book that I didn't know I was going to write. Thanks writerscafe(No money though).

8-D.