Moon and Bear Intercourse

LMFAO just funny s**t i wrote

Moon and Bear Intercourse by J.R Schlievert

Have you ever seen a Disney TV show called Bear and the Big Blue House? A clean and innocent television program aiming to educate toddlers on the way of life, Bear being the father figure and the little critters fallow as brothers and sisters. I believe that deep within Bear’s fuzzy exterior is a sexual bestial core, just waiting to be unleashed into the world like seaman swarming over the unfertilized egg.

Luna, the mother figure, seems too happy to be around Bear. What has Bear done for Luna to make her so dedicated to an earth bound creature like himself? Maybe Luna is a filthy w***e that dances around the earth, stripping for the sun and glowing for the rest the solar system.  Picking up loan animals to “have a good time” with.  In addition, Luna pays Bear all the money she has earned for the month. That is why one day out of every month the moon does not appear in the night sky. Consequently, if Luna does not have enough money, Bear hits her leaving giant craters on her body. Bear is smart though, he strikes her on her back so the authorities cannot see. Bear (Big Daddy Bear is his street name) Is a wanted man after all, that is why he never leaves the Big Blue House.

Some might think this “innocent” TV show is just trying to teach little kids about common knowledge. However, I see a money grubbing mastermind that is using this program to advertise his prostitution ring.

Bear

Is

Going to

 

Be

Loaded with

Unjustified

Ecstasy and

 

Housing

Our

United

States

Entertainment

 

Good god… Barack Obama…...WHY!?

Author's Note

lol i hope you laughed

Reviews

[A.E. Reed]

Love it. The show rings a bell (don't ask) and I love how you see such an 'innocent' show to have such an... interesting... hidden meaning. Well done XD

[Annabray]

Lol. Your so strange love. =D But it was still interesting.

[nono]

I love that show. And I did laugh, you managed to turn it into something completely different!!! AMAZING! I love it funny! Nice job!

[Misty Blue Eyes]

i have not seen this show but that was funny

[Mimi]

I miss that show. D:
Good write here, sure did make me laugh.
(Which is saying a lot. :P)