Comedy

A group of friends hanging out....

Characters:

Sarika: too traditional girl, a bit shy and obedient

Nishi: Bold, beautiful, intelligent and generous

Simi: A girl always ready with weirdest statements

Rohan: A guy constantly conscio

(After college hours all 6 have decide to hangout for while at a café. Sarika, Nishi and Kartik have reached on decided time and remaining three is yet to appear.)

Simi (appear): Heyyyy guess whats!!

Kartik: Simi u really think we can guess at all??

Simi: ohh just try, you demotivating demon…

Kartik: ohkayyyy lets give it a try to the most intellectual task ever!!

Simi: Whatever

Nishi: give it a break kartik, don’t start attacking her…..simi relax he is just teasing you

Kartik: did u just have an experience of falling from terrace???

Sarika: for god sake, don’t speak awful, she is not your enemy

Nishi: he is on a quota completion of this month, so that I can throw my branded heel and make mark

Kartik(laughing loud): girls…relax..aren’t you aware what kind of news showup with this guess “what gesture”

Simi(angry): yeah actually I just fell of terrace, but thought oh my god I forgot to wish you all a goodbye so here I am escaping all my way through heaven just to wish you byeeee. And Kartik you better pray as your peaceful nights are over from now hahahaha(laughing maniacally)

Kartik: Jay Hanuman Gyan Gun sagar, oh lord please help me …….she scars me living what will she do after dying

Nishi: just shut up kartik, and simi whats the matter with you, what were we suppose to guess

Simi: ohh, you remember ritika, My aunt’s younger daughter??

(While Nishi and Sarika are just about to nod in unison)

Kartik: oh that hot short package….who forgets her

Nishi(firmly): watch your words katty

Kartik: ohhh simi’s actually here, I took her goodbye comment too seriously and thought she is gone

Simi: Anyways, I was saying that about Ritika that, that tiny girl with rat cheeks won the beauty contest!!

Sarika: Ohh that great wish her congratulations. J

Nishi: yeah she looks good, wish her the same. J

Kartik: Ammmm Simi…If you don’t mind can I ask you a question??

Simi: yep, shoot

Kartik: Girl you’re dead!!(laughing) actually I was wondering how do rat cheeks look, I mean I was always worried about its bite, never really cared about cheeks and today all of a sudden you say Ritika has rat cheeks!! This calls for cause of concern

(All three girls together started laughing and there enters Rohan and Virat)

Virat: Hey guys, guess what??

Kartik to Sarika(whispering): ohh god, now this is real scary guessing-answering session

Sarika(laughs a little)

Nishi: What new topic motivated you for research today??

(Rohan, Kartik, Sarika and Nishi laughs loudly)

Simi: Whaattt, guys show some respect, he has come up with an idea, he is thinking of contributing this society and making it better, by the way Virat that research idea of finding reason of minions being yellow was really great you know….

Virat: yeah…see guys she is the only one who senses depth of my wisdom

Simi: yeah I do, and hey I decided to assist you and so started with research and found a bit about it

Virat: And what is it

Simi: Minions are just too annoyed by you investigating their breed and ruining their social life so have some mercy and let them live in peace!!!

(And the laugh burst)

Virat: You people!! Leave m not telling you anything

Sarika: no no please, guys stop it, Virat what is the new idea??

Virat: Okayyy, while I and rohan were riding here, I saw…

Rohan: Ohh god Virat, why me again?? This is unfair firstly you force me to standby you there and now again listening!!No ways… I’ll get some coffee…am really feeling exhausted from long workout sessions

Virat: Yeah you go…..anyways guys I was saying, While we were riding here people were fighting across the street. So we thought of seeing it and solve if we can, and we went there and there I saw and old uncle wanted to shout but couldn’t even speak..so I helped him….I listened him and told to other

Rohan(coming back with coffee): you were telling Virat!!let me correct you, You were shouting on behalf of that old man

(People in shock)

Virat: yeah that’s because that person wanted to react in the same way so I helped

(Rohan showing disgusted face)

Simi: And Virat what noble thought came to you??

Virat: the thought is to have a device that records your voice and has buttons tagged screaming, whispering, loud, firm and can compile it the way you want

Kartik: Ohh my god!!! We have all generosity filled in here, we have the most noble person who is going to help a person yell for street fight by gifting him a yelling device!!!!

Virat: Not just yelling…it compiles the way you want your voice to be

Kartik: hahaha just imagine the future street fights, there occurs a tiny accident and suddenly both guys pulls out their devices, sets speaker on the roads and speak in their device and we find them yelling through speakers!!!! And and if they want to hit then they would request each other like,”lets go aside and fight as we can’t afford breaking them down for our stupid fight!!!!”

(All mirking)

Virat: Ohh god!! Will I be ever able to research a real noble thing

Simi: Yes definitely, when you stop looking around foolishly begging every incident to give you a stupid idea

Sarika: Sure you’ll get one, don’t worry. You have got good brains and also you really work hard for this research thing

Kartik: yeah man, attending street for no reason is not easy, I mean for research reason, you could have got beaten and then might be in the hospital would have got an idea

Virat: Oh oh, why didn’t I think of it, hospital is one nice place to think

Rohan: What nice place, you want to go there, come outside, M so irritated by you right now that I can beat you enough to make you reach to hospital

Sarika: Got to go people, see you soon....

Author's Note

This shall be continued and updated