My wife is getting married

Just poking some fun.

My wife is getting married.

Yes

You heard me correctly

My wife is getting married.

No

It wasn't unexpectedly

It's been rather long in coming

No

I really am doing fine

In fact I simply feel sublime

Thank God it's nearly time

My wife is getting married.

No

I am not invited

But still I'm quite excited

Although my thoughts are still divided

Should I give the groom a toaster

or a tie?

Reviews

[Celtic Cat]

The toaster, the toaster!!! It could malfunction and start a house fire. Of course, a neck tie could always get caught in a train door...
Congratulations! No more alimony?

Can I share a funny story? My man recently bought a bicycle so we picked up some accessories... I got a cute bell with a pony on it (no, I'm not 12, just young at heart), and we both got caps for the air stems in the tires. He chose the iron crosses, and I chose the skulls. On the way home from a trip out of town, the bike rack malfunctioned... MY bike with the skulls died on the highway, his bike, with the crosses, made it all the way home. So, again, I say, go with the toaster, or make sure that tie has a skull on it too!!!

[Gary H]

Nice to read some humour on here that is light hearted, meaningful and also poking fun. Wonderfully set out and enjoyable. Hope it was for you to!

[Tania Leigh]

lol, I love this! Love the little jab at the end.....too funny!

[Paula M. Potter]

I could not help but laugh when i read this! Too bad you did not get see Drake cause of it though. I too do not condone the misuse of electrical appliances or neck apparel.

[Damien Dsoul]

Your humour may seem light, but underneath there sure lingers a dark vibe of bitterness in it, especially in those last lines of your poem. Though the light humour is very refreshing and I can just picture you feeling elated about it all.