Hey Rude

A parody of Hey Jude by the Beatles. If it helps, listen to the original song below.

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Hey Rude, Don't be a jerk,
Don't take a good thing and make it dirty,
Don't go up to old ladies and fart,
No don't you start,
To make them cry

Hey Rude, don't be a jerk,
You don't have to be rude to be cool
The minute you open your big fat gob
Then you begin to make me shiver

And anytime you spread the pain, hey Rude, It's a strain
Not to put your head in a shredder
For well I know that your a fool, who tries to be cool
By making others very miserable
Na na na, na na, na na na na

Hey Rude, I wanna punch you
You insulted her, and then robbed her
(Your a jerk you really are)
If you go out and bully people for fun
Then they will start to get annoyed

So they will finally crack, Hey rude, and then
They'll come and get you when you least expect it
And don't you know that it's your fault, Hey rude, you'll lose
Your victims will make you suffer
Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah

Hey Rude, don't be a jerk
Don't take a good thing and make it dirty
Your life will be ruined and you'll be lynched (ouch)
Then we'll begin to make this world better
Better, better, better, better, better, oh!

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

Author's Note

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Reviews

[*** Hey Jude***]

LOL, I absolutely love your rendition of Hey Jude! throughout this prose you have my smiling and LOL. Do you write music? I can see this as a very funny parody put to music. Well done ~ Jude :-)