The Kingdoms greatest Racer

A short story about the greatest racer in a kingdoms history.

The Kingdoms greatest Racer

Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a single royal family. The King wanted to be the greatest racer in the kingdoms history so he set up a great big annual race to prove himself.

In the race he came in seventh place with the winner being a woman. So shortly after the race he drafted a law forbidding women from racing.

Next year the king came in sixth place with the winner being an immigrant. So after the race he drafted a law saying only people born in the kingdom could race.

Next year the king came in fifth place with the winner being a younger man. So after the race he drafted a law saying saying that no one under the appropriate age could race. The kings own age so of course the appropriate one.

Next year the king came in fourth place with the winner being an older man. So he drafted a law saying that only people the king’s age could race.

Next year the king came in third place with the winner being a commoner. So he drafted a law forbidding commoners from racing.

Next year the king came in second place with the winner being a nobleman. So drafted a law saying that only royals could race.

Next year he came in first place and was forever proclaimed the greatest racer in the Kingdom

The End.

Author's Note

I wont say much because if I wrote it correctly then it will speak for itself.