An Unpleasant Encounter

Part 3

            I looked at my surroundings and was mildly surprised it looked like we were in a dust bowl, but the reality was we were in a nice little mountain town, that just happened to be a dust bowl. I was more than a bit surprised by my surroundings.

            He pulled the bike off to the side of the road and we were looking over the side of the mountain. I peered off the side of the cliff and felt myself grow dizzy.

            “Ouch darling you’re gripping me, I need my n*****s I would look awfully funny without them.” I muttered as I stared at the leather vest on his back, the grim reaper smiling at me. I really needed to work on my fear of heights.

            “Sorry.” I mumbled, I loosened my grip on his chest and inhaled deeply. It was just an overlook, I didn’t have to get any closer if I stayed on the bike I was fine.

            “Ok you’re digging your nails into me what’s going on with you darling?” I had to admit I liked it when he called me darling but if I didn’t get a grip on myself I was going to end up hurting the poor guy.

            “Sorry, I’m just not really good around heights. I get really dizzy and disoriented.” He chuckled and put his hands on mine. He pried my fingers from around his ribs and held my hands in his.

            “Why didn’t you say something, I never would have parked so close to the edge.” His voice was quiet and I was trying not to look at the long way down. The scenery was pretty; it would have made a wicked shot.

            “Well that isn’t exactly something you say straight up, hi my name is Jess and I am scared shitless of heights.” He kept running his thumb over the back of my hand as he laughed again.

            “It is something that I would have liked to have known. Then I wouldn’t have planned the skydiving for later.” I heard him hiss and I grinned again.

            “Sorry.” He shifted on the bike and was looking over his shoulder at me.

            “So nothing mentioning heights or else I am going to end up bruised or with a broken hand.” He flashed his panty-melting smile at me again and I nodded.

            “Yeah sorry I don’t know my own strength sometimes.” I saw his eyebrows shoot up and then he had his back to me again.

            “Ready to keep going?” I nodded and he kicked the hog into gear and we were riding up the mountain again. The last time I was on a motorcycle I was a small kid and I didn’t like the guy I was hanging with. I laid my head on his shoulder and felt myself drift off into sleep.

            The purr of the bike was intoxicating; I was being lulled into a sweet slumber. He was nice and warm as well. I relaxed and felt his hand come up and caress mine again. I smiled into his shoulder, this was nice, and I didn’t want it to end.

            “Hey darling we’re here, I hate to wake you up but time for coffee.” I hugged him tighter and growled. I didn’t want to move and I felt his hands on mine again.

            “Come on Charlie just five more minutes it was a long flight from Germany.” I snuggled in closer to him and felt his body rumble with laughter. It was a pleasant feeling that still didn’t mean I wanted to wake up.

            “Oh darling, even if I wanted to sleep, you and I wouldn’t be sleeping. Come on let’s get you caffeinated and back to human.” I muttered and reluctantly disengaged myself from him, I handed him the helmet and growled as I dragged myself into the coffee shop.

            “Well you may think we won’t be sleeping.” I wrapped my hands around the coffee and inhaled. People were staring at us and I realized I probably looked like a wild woman. I leaned in closer to him and he leaned to me.

            “What’s up darling?” I looked around at the people and then looked at him.

            “Are they staring at us or am I just being paranoid?” He looked around and grabbed my hands in his. My first reaction was to yank them away and then act as if this wasn’t a date, but I was too damn tired to fight.

            “Yes they are staring at us; maybe it is because we make such a cute couple.” He was running his thumbs along my knuckles. I snorted and started running my foot up and down his leg. I saw him smile and turn his head to the side to hide his blush.

            “You would think it was because of that, maybe they are wondering what a weird little Goth girl is doing in their sleepy little coffee shop with a big bad sexy biker.” He squeezed my hands and then kissed them.

            “Excuse me but are you the author of The Dark Sisters Unite?” The woman came over to me and was smiling at me, something wasn’t right. People didn’t normally bring up my books that I wrote before my agent. Charlie picked up on the tension in my body and he squeezed my hands again.

            “I’m sorry ma’am but we’re kind of on a date here. Besides I think you have my girl mixed up with someone else.” The woman looked to be about 30 or so, she could have been younger but there were huge bags under her eyes. Her hair was stringy and a nasty bleach blond color.

            She continued smiling at me with the same look in her eyes. Her body language said one thing, her voice said another, and her eyes were telling a different story. I didn’t spend time with cops not to learn something. I looked at Charlie out of the corner of my eye and he seemed to follow my cue.

            “I’m sorry sir but this is between the author and I.” People were really starting to look at us and I caught the eye of our waitress. She nodded and headed slowly towards the phone. I continued staring at the woman and watched her movements.

            “Lady I don’t know what your issue is with my girlfriend but I’m telling you, that you have the wrong girl.” I stood up and moved between Charlie and the woman. No one was going to get hurt on my watch. My cop instincts were kicking in, I would protect him and everyone else in this place I can be happy.

            “Ma’am why don’t we just take this outside whatever you have to say to me you can do it outside without creating a scene.” She sneered at me and I saw a couple of men get up, I caught their eye and shook my head. I made it look as if I were getting my hair out of my face. I felt Charlie tense up behind me.

            His arms came around me and I saw the shadow flick across her eyes. I knew this person wasn’t a fan of mine. She had nothing against him, she was a total Jess hater, and if I can get her psychotic self outside so the cops won’t have to make a scene, all the better.

            “Look lady why don’t you just leave her alone and go about your business.” I winced I could tell he was not helping the situation. All of a sudden, there was the sound of a screech and then her hand being held inches from my face. Her face was a contorted mask of hatred as she spat in my face.

            “YOU S**T! HOW DARE YOU CALL MY SISTER A FAT ASSED RETARDED COW! SHE IS MORE OF A WOMAN THAN YOU WILL EVER BE! SHE IS SWEET AND HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE” I wiped the spit off my face and tried to compose myself.

            “So which woman is your sister, the one from Indiana or the other sad sack?” I saw her eyes go wide. She wrenched her wrist from Charlie’s hand, now I knew her; it was the one that was always referred to as the w***e by her very own sister.

            “YOU ARE A W***E! YOU ONLY GOT TO WHERE YOU ARE BY SLEEPING WITH EVERYONE!” I chewed my lip and leaned against Charlie, he put his arms around me as the woman continued making an a*s out of herself. Well if she wanted to see a w***e in action, she should look in the mirror.

            “Think what you will, does your precious, talented sister know that you’re here in California harassing me?” I looked over her shoulder and grinned even more, well that was refreshing apparently she did. She was trying to make herself as small as possible, which was difficult considering she was nearly 450 lbs now. I saw the hunched over shape that was her boyfriend, or was he hubby now?

            I grabbed Charlie’s hand and pushed past the doughy woman in front of me. Those Savoy chicks have really let themselves go. I stood at the table and could smell the stink of sweat and body odor from the two of them. Amazing that they couldn’t even bother to shower.

            “Hello Farah, It is nice to see you are looking quaint.” She looked at me with beady eyes, her furry hat blending into the rats nest of curls she called hair. I saw her boyfriend put his arm protectively around her and I grabbed the butter knife from the table. They wanted to see a psycho might as well give them a show.

            “Hello Jae, it is nice to see you are doing well. I’m sorry for Roberta.” I played with the knife and they watched as the light glinted off the knife.

            “I don’t go by that name anymore; you know that name died when you decided to kill the friendship.” I saw her face turn as red as her hair, the lump of person beside her stood up and stood between myself and her.

            “Go away you psycho! We don’t want any trouble!” I heard Charlie snort behind me and I saw her turn even redder. How sweet this lump of useless flesh was defending her honor. I stared down at him and saw him flinch.

            “Be gone doughboy before border control comes and takes your fat a*s back to Mexico!” I saw him get ready to hit me and Charlie stood in front of me glaring down at him.

            “You know it isn’t nice to hit a lady, of course your threat would have held more weight, if it didn’t sound like you had a mouth full of s**t.” I started laughing and slammed the knife into the table. Both of them stared at me with the whites of their eyes showing. I could have sworn she pissed herself.

            “Come on Jae that isn’t necessary.” I glared at her and slammed my hands down on the table making her and the boyfriend jump.

            “STOP CALLING ME THAT, YOU POOR SAD PATHETIC FOOL! I don’t know who the hell you think you are but you are nobody to me. I suggest you stop f*****g stalking me because if you don’t I WILL PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU!” She stood up and was shaking, she looked like an albino tub of jello with bad hair.

            “OH OR IS IT JACEY LANE DEVILLE? I’M NOT SURE SINCE YOU HAVE SO MANY PERSONALITIES! YOU’RE THE F*****G CRAZY ONE YOU PSYCHO!” She pushed me and I bumped into her disgusting boyfriend who tried to take a swing at me. I glared at her and felt Charlie grab me from behind.

            “It’s only me darling don’t take a swing the cops are here and they saw her push you.” I felt his moist breath on my ear and I saw the waitress talking to one of the officers. He came over to us while another one was arresting Roberta. I saw Farah and her boyfriend try to escape and Charlie stood in front of them. The cop came over and looked at us. I smiled at the officer and looked as calm as I could.

            “Would one of you like to tell me what happened here?” I smiled at Charlie and he nodded.

            “We were having coffee when the woman over there started creating a scene and threatening my girlfriend. Then the gentleman was going to attempt to hit her. From what I understand these three are stalking my girlfriend and I fear for her safety.” The cop looked at Farah and her boyfriend, then at me.

            “Is that true, would you like to press charges?” I looked at them and saw the look of hatred on their face. Was I feeling like a total b***h today? You’re damn straight I was.

            “Yes officer I would like to press charges on all three of them. They have been stalking me and he threatened me with bodily harm just ask anyone here.” The cop looked at me and then nodded. He gestured towards another officer who came with a female officer. They were arresting the two that were behind us.

            I heard them yelling and screeching as Charlie and I walked outside the restaurant. He handed me the helmet and I walked over to the officers, filled out the paperwork and gave them my information. I asked them if it would be all right to come the next day after I slept to fill out the rest of the paperwork.

            They agreed and we parted ways. I heard Farah and Roberta cursing me from the backseat of the cop car. Charlie put his sunglasses on and looked at them and then I got on the back of the bike behind him. I waved my fingers and blew them a kiss as we rode off. I laid my head back on his shoulder and drifted to sleep again.

            I’m curious as to how the cow found me. I drifted off into sleep and thought of playing footsie with Charlie. I was nearly going to ravage him right then and there, I needed to get my hormones into check. It was just lack of sleep making me so heady from lust, yeah that was it just lust and lack of sleep.

            “Hey darling we’re back and I need to get you to the makeup trailer.” I grunted again as I grabbed on to him tighter. I heard the pleasant rumble of his laughter as it shook through his body. I sighed in contentment and if I were a cat, I would probably be purring.

            “Nuh uh I wanna stay like this, this is nice. Sure my a*s will go numb but still this is nice.” I heard him laugh again and then he grabbed my hands. I sighed and let go of him, I started towards the makeup trailer and felt him grab my hand.

            We walked hand in hand to the trailer and I was very much aware of the curious stares we were getting. I shrugged it off, after the episode at the café I could care less anymore. He pulled me in and I was falling into the kiss that he planted on my lips.

            “See you later darling.” I was left breathless with the makeup woman gawking; she had her brushes in her hands and was just staring. I joined her in gawking at him. She cleared her throat and raised her eyebrows at me.

            “I don’t know I’m just as shocked as you are. So ummm what type of makeup are we doing now?” I honestly had no clue as to what they were expecting from me; the woman shook her head and gestured for me to come into the trailer.

            “You know that you and Charlie are the talk of the set?” I raised an eyebrow and stared at my reflection in the mirror. She was working on some slight bruising and smudged eyeliner. Again, I wished I had her makeup when I was working at the haunted house.

            “We are? You would think there would be more interesting things to talk about.” She shook her head and called in the hairstylist. He looked at my short locks and scowled. Well excuse me for having short hair mister but the upkeep is just as tedious as having long hair.

            “Oh but you two are very interesting. I think we’re all done here go have fun.” I shrugged and walked back out to the set. I didn’t need to change my wardrobe, apparently what I was wearing was good enough.

            “Welcome back after this take you can head to the hotel in town.” Charlie came up to me and put his arms around my shoulders.

            “No problem she’ll come home with me and I can bring her back in the morning.” I looked at him and scowled. He smiled, giving me a playful squeeze that brought me closer to his body. The director looked at us curiously.

            “Come on darling all you have to do is whisper sweet German nothings to me in front of Maggie. Then I will kiss you, the director will yell cut that’s a take, then you and I will get out of here and go to bed.” I looked at him through narrowed eyes as he grinned at me again.

            “Don’t worry we’ll just be sleeping, besides there will be more time for that later.” He took me towards the Charming police department and explained to me what I was to do. I just half listened; I couldn’t pay attention, or hear, because the pounding of my heart was in my ears. I stared at him, all the while my brain was saying just go with it, and for once my instincts finally agreed. Man I was screwed!

           

 

Author's Note

some of the names have been changed to protect the pathetic and stupid

Reviews

[Georgia Gypsy]

APPLAUSE!!!!APPLAUSE!!!!
this is fantastic fanfiction!!! i love it!! so much sweet romance, and sassy mouth mixed with all you're lovely little slice of life situations....made me laugh and believe it could play out exactly like that....
good job!!!!

ps..thought you'd send a read req!!!!LMAO!