Sneezing can get you a Career

The result of 10-12hrs in a car.

Once there was a chicken

who didn't want to die

or end up in some piping hot baked pot pie

 

So he flew away

away from his life of woe

but where he was going he didn't know

 

He flew to California

across the hills and trees

but finally he landed because he had to sneeze.

 

He sat down on a bench

and pulled out his guitar

singing out his woeful sorrows to he stars.

 

Along came a fat producer

and said “You really rock dude!”

“I think some of you talent California could use!”

 

So now the chicken is a star

he's the envy of all who see

and all because he had to sneeze in ca-lee-for-nee!