Author's Interlude 1

The beginning of a comedy I'm currently doing. I wrote all of this at about 4 AM so I was pretty arrogant about it. That's not to say that I don't still feel this way, I'm just apologizing in advance.

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            Let me tell you about the time everyone thought it would be hilarious to destroy the universe.

 

            It started off with some pretty good intentions, I’ll admit, but then again, so did, you know, the Spanish Inquisition, or that “FRIENDS” spin-off “Joey”. Really, nobody ever has a really great idea and then tries to screw it up, do they? Take killing Hitler for example, how could you go wrong? You get yourself a gun, you get yourself a Time machine, really, it’s hard NOT to screw it up. I know of 3 such idiots that exactly did the thing. The one thing that could never go wrong went wrong and this is exactly how it happened.

            What you are about to read may be a tad unnerving, JK, it’ll blow your freaking mind.

Author's Note

I wrote this shit at 4 AM, I hope tje rest isn't like it though