Excerpt from: Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Lost Years

Excerpt from, Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Lost Years

Obi-Wan Kenobi, sent on a trade mission to North Vietnam, spent three hard weeks on the Ho Chi Minh Trail dodging VC, Charlie, Cong, NVA regulars and Russian advisers, all of whom thought he was an American, as well as Martin Sheen, CIA contract fighters from the Laotian hill country, B-52 saturation strikes and French Foreign Legion deserters.

 

Exhausted, stalked by the Legionnaires, sleep deprived and wounded by a tiger, he finally surrendered to a Belgian stringer for the TASS news service and taken to the infamous Hanoi Hilton POW camp.  There he was shunned by the Americans as a commie spy and tortured by the North Vietnamese for being a running dog capitalist pig.

After the war, he was deported to Cuba, where absolutely nothing happened until he pan handled a visiting American movie director, asking if he could stake a fellow Tatooinee to galactic credit standard.

 

The End?