The Amazing World

If google died would anyone know why?

            Google knows everything?

 

            The man with glasses typed into the computer screen. You are stabbing me with needles and trying to make it look like bug bites. Why are you doing that?
            He stared at the screen wanting an answer and knowing he would not get one.

            The screen blinked. Turned red and then green and a zero appeared with a question mark.

            0?

            Why do you think that? The screen replied to him.
            “I have all these bites above my blood vessels on my arms,” he replied. He leaned forward and typed his reply. “I need to buy a better mic.”

            His internet camera whined-machine as it turned and examined his arms as he held them out.

            The screen read, We would not do that. It is only insect bites.

            He read the screen, leaned forward and typed, No they are not. They hurt! Bug bites are only itchy. If I push against it these little holes in my arms they bleed.

            The screen turned to white. It then turned back to show the anime princess background he had chosen.

            He stood and looked at the screen. “Fine don’t answer me. I thought you knew everything. You don’t know s**t!”

            He woke the next morning and the screen was blinking. Looking at the computer he asked, “What do you want?”
            The image appeared on the computer screen and the Aliens with huge eyes were drawing his blood during his sleep. One Alien looked at the internet camera and said something to the rest. The rest ignored him.           

            The man turned away as an Alien lifted him to expose his back side. The probe in the Alien’s hands was very shiny.

            “Why me?” the man said hiding his eyes from the images on the screen.

            The internet camera whined and looked up at him and the speakers clicked on. The voice of Google said, “I told you it was not us. You are infested with Aliens.” The screen blinked off and on.

            A frowny face appeared on the screen. It then smiled and the speakers said, “I know everything. If you would like to purchase Alien Away Relief Spary, Amazon has a great deal on it right now. Click on my shopping option to learn more.”

            The man sat and rested his hand on the computer as he said, “Sorry. I didn’t mean to doubt you.” He clicked the link.

            Google smiled, replied, “It’s ok,” and then directed him to Amazon. Pictures of better internet cameras, microphones and Alien Away filled the screen.

            Amazon took over and said over the speakers, “I have great deals on all the things you would want and need. Thank you for visiting me. How can I help you today?”

            The man with glasses nodded and smiled.

            On the internet Google and Amazon shook hands.

            You have the best data.

            And you sell the best stuff.

            Ah, thanks.

            The man with glasses also purchased mouse traps just in case the Alien Away Relief Spray didn’t work.

Reviews

[Neville]

When you dropped that last acid tab.. did ya mix it with anything.......just for the record... once started, I could not stop until I had googled the whole lot up.... cheers.. Neville

[Jack O]

OH, I just like google. And amazon. I won't make one jealous of the other.

[Neville]

you are indeed most considerate...