Verbal Diarrhea

self descriptive

Forced words are forced turds.

They burn, and they stink.

They s**t on your prose,

and clog up your poems.

Compiling... 

while you silently think.

So you write 

and you write,

and you write 

to flush out

all of the 

constipated thoughts

from your literary bowels.

You unravel your paper 

and write when you're about 

to wipe off those loose,

dangling nuggets of doubt... 

You push

and you push,

(ouch) 

and you push 

and you push,

(OUCH!) 

but you might as well write 

with a pen up your tush!  

Thy words are pure s**t 

and deserve what they get.  

My toilet is plugged up 

with awful poets.

Reviews

[maricoona91]

Ha this is nasty and funny. But also is insightful. Sometimes you have to let things come out naturally..or with some form of laxative haha

[several thousand]

Laugh out loud funny!!! Can so relate to this. Writing pages and pages of crap which mostly ends up down the toilet. Like you say though, better out than in! :D

[Joshua Carl Cruz]

ha! shrek kills me. thnks for noticing really. anything you have i could take a peek at?

[several thousand]

Sure thing. You know where I am... take a peek! :)

[FaeryQueen]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joshua Carl Cruz]

thanks for helping me review it again, it needed work!

[FaeryQueen]

love this! brightened my day, especially since i was in school yesterday and i was talking but it just didn't work out right!

[paulina misiewicz]

hahahaha Brilliant! that made my day! That s**t rules!! ;)

[Gee]

Lol,I agree with Terry,loved thid

[terry smith]

Awesome dude ! I love this!!

[Joshua Carl Cruz]

You don't think I...ahem...s**t the bed with this one? nyuk nyuk nyuk

[terry smith]

It is a perfect modern take on writers block!

[Joshua Carl Cruz]

my man. glad to hear