I Think Feminism is Stupid

A Poem by im_sucha_lopez

A classmate had the audacity to say, "I think Feminism is stupid because women already have the same rights as men!"

I think Feminism is stupid because I like getting paid less than men.

I think Feminism is stupid because I support domestic abuse in all relationships.

I think Feminism is stupid because women should be s**t shamed for being confident in the clothes they wear.

I think Feminism is stupid because I need to stay home all day, so I can clean and cook for my husband so he'll know I am obedient to him.

I think Feminism is stupid because I think having the privilege to vote is too much responsibility for me.

I think Feminism is stupid because I don't want to speak my mind and be heard.

I think Feminism is stupid because an education is too much work for a girl.

I think Feminism is stupid because we women should be conforming into what our men want.

I think Feminism is stupid because boys should stop acting like girls and toughen up.

I think Feminism is stupid because women should not have the opportunity to be smarter than a man. The man might get intimidated.

I think Feminism is stupid because if you're dressing in revealing clothing that makes you feel confident you're definitely asking to get raped.

I think Feminism is stupid because women should not be CEO’s of a company.

I think Feminism is stupid because I think young girls getting into an arranged marriage with a man twice their age is so romantic!

I think Feminism is stupid because only men should have the right to masturbate.

I think Feminism is stupid because I love the way my hand looks when I hold my keys in between my fingers while I'm out late at night.

I think Feminism is stupid because rape jokes are hilarious!

I think Feminism is stupid because men should be the only ones making money in the relationship, so they can spoil us women, of course.

I think Feminism is stupid because women can't lead a congregation in the right direction, only men can.

I think Feminism is stupid because Eve is the one who listened to the snake and ate the apple not Adam, duh.

I think Feminism is stupid because when a boy is really nice to me that means I have to do whatever he wants, I mean it’s only fair.

I think Feminism is stupid because what kind of women wants to be liberated????

I think Feminism is stupid because when strange, older men on the streets yell to me what they'd like to do to me and catcall me I feel like I’m on top of the world!

I think Feminism is stupid because girls need to be more careful of getting drugged at parties.

I think Feminism is stupid because only 1 billion of women out of 7 billion people will get raped or beaten in their lifetimes.

I think Feminism is stupid because I love the way acid feels on my skin when it’s thrown in my face.

I think Feminism is stupid because girls should be playing with girl toys and boys with boy toys.

I think Feminism is stupid because me feeling unsafe is the best feeling in the world.

I think Feminism is stupid because I love knowing I'm a sexual object instead of a sexual subject.

I think Feminism is stupid because women are only needed to produce children.

I think Feminism is stupid because men are not able to take care of a child, so they need us.

I think Feminism is stupid because men have no clue how to do laundry, that’s what we're here for.

I think Feminism is stupid because boys don't get raped?????

I think Feminism is stupid because I love the patriarchy!

I think Feminism is stupid because women can't protect us in a war, only men can!

I think Feminism is stupid because gender roles are so important!

I think Feminism is stupid because when a man is half naked in the streets he’s so sexy, unlike girls who just look s****y for attention.

I think Feminism is stupid because all genders love being body shamed!

I think Feminism is stupid because women should be shamed for having sex and men should be praised!

I think Feminism is stupid because RAPE JOKES ARE STILL HILARIOUS.

I think Feminism is stupid because every princess needs to be saved from her prince.

I think Feminism is stupid because every man should be like a prince.

I think Feminism is stupid because anybody should be glad they got raped. I mean someone is taking time out of their day just to assault you.

I think Feminism is stupid because I love when a guy tells me what I should be doing with my body!

I think Feminism is stupid because what kind of man chooses to be a woman? Like, what even is transgender??

I think Feminism is stupid because what kind of girl wants to be with another girl when she can be with a man?! GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE.

I think Feminism is stupid because more people need to appreciate Meninists’ homophobic jokes and their rape, sexual abuse, and sexual assault jokes. They're hilarious!

I think Feminism is stupid because why should women “free the n****e”?? Women’s breast are only made for men’s enjoyment, not just to feed my newborn, that’s just selfish. Only men should be freeing their n****e, am I right ladies??!

I think Feminism is stupid because women’s shoulders and legs are two of the most sexual things on their body, so they MUST stay covered up at all times. They're distracting to the men working, and that’s just being so rude!

I think Feminism is stupid because Feminists just hate men and want to be more superior, ugh!

“I think Feminism is stupid because women already have the same rights as men!”

-Intersectional Feminist