Cat Zombie By: J.L. Jacobs © 2015

Cat zombies are on the prowl and wanting brains!

"Hiss!" said that p***y, "I'm gonna eat your brains. When I'm all done with you, only your skeleton will remain." We locked eyes that cat and I, the war had been waged. I was fighting for my life, could he feel my outrage? This isn't just some nightmare, this is a cautionary tale. Don't mess with a zombie cat, because he'll only prevail! I didn't know where to start, this cat was purring hard. He had his sights on me, but I was on my guard. Then out of the bushes, more p*****s had appeared. They began to surround me, and some even cheered. Now there's an army of these zombies, these furry little cats. They looked so damned adorable, but then those p*****s attacked! Their determination was ruthless, was suddenly my thought. Those p*****s began to kill me, and my life was why I fought. I grabbed one by the tail, and whipped it far away. It landed on the grass, but that darn p***y was okay. The others then pounced on me, the leader was on my face. He clawed out my eyeball, and left it an empty space. I still had one eye to see through, but it was all covered up in blood. Those zombies continued to kill me, even though I did all that I could. The story ends here, and my life is now over. The cat zombies had won, now it's time for me to crossover. Once I was dead and gone, my brain was all they ate. Don't mess with a cat zombie, or you'll just seal your own fate.