Tricked Them for Their Treats

Idiots being big bullies on candy night-- I mean Halloween.

“Ganta?! Ganta why is there a bunch of screaming children running away from your general locati"WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE PALES ON YOU?” John raised his voice and made aggressive pointing motions at Ganta’s catches.

Ganta just had the most s**t eating grin on his face and replied. “Hey, I tricked them for their treats.”

“You made a bunch of ten year olds s**t their pants and beat up their fifteen year old babysitters! Why can’t we just have one holiday go by where you don’t f**k things up?” John put a hand on his hip and scowled at the happy for himself bully who was just looking through the candy he now has.

“Well we never do anything fun normally so I might as well have fun now.”

“Has it ever occurred to you that YOU’RE the reason we can’t do fun things?”

Ganta scoffed and turned around to walk back to their home, John appalled but not surprised that his words were being ignored. John then grabbed Ganta by his hood and yanked him back. “You’re giving those kids their candy back you d****e-nozzle.”

To which he made a dramatic sigh and held the pales closer to his chest. “But why Johnathan? You wasted time putting make-up on me and dressing in a themed manner, then forced me to walk these streets not actually out to get candy ourselves oh no, we’re not even heading to one of your w***e outfit parties. …And if we are don’t you have a w***e party to attend? Let me have this okay?”

John just playfully swatted the back of Ganta’s head and grew a smile, then quietly mentioning. “Do you think I’m actually mad? I just need to make it look like I’m scolding you.”

“Wait so you actually want me to do this?” He said with a little bit of shock.

“Yes but could you of been a little more sly with it? Maybe just shove them around and grab whatever fell on the ground? I would hate to have parents nag us.” Then John spoke in a harsh tone again. “Now give those pales back to the kids!” Though making it clear with the smile and devilish shine in his eyes that it was only a half serious command.  Ganta chuckled and then took off with all the pales in the direction of their home, John gave chase yelling about having to scold him later, which to the by standing parents seemed to be good enough of a show for them to just tell their kids they’d do something else and that their Halloween isn’t ruined.

The two ran clear back home and in the middle of pants Ganta sat the pales down on the table and started picking out the candies he wanted for himself first. “Hah, give the buckets back to the kids you say, just knock them around and pick up what falls you say. What bullshit and you know it.” To which John hip bumped him over on the couch and took an entire pale to himself and pushed the other two aside to indicate that Ganta could have both of those. “Well I was trying to make it fair, we’re adults, they’re tiny children, you a*s.”

Ganta then flicked a balled up wrapper at John’s face. “What a load of s**t you are, trying to justify the actions by saying you’re making it fair because we’re adults, if that word had any meaning you wouldn’t of used it in that context.”

John just shrugged and also began munching away on the sweets put out before them, purposely cramming more into his mouth so he wouldn’t have to respond to Ganta’s reasoning. He instead just shoved Ganta over on the couch so in return Ganta shoved his feet onto him. It just turned into them each lying back with their legs oddly crossed over each other’s and carrying on a light joking conversation for the remainder of the night.