A Horny Moose

the saga of Jessica and her moose . . .

 

 

 

 

 

Jessica, the cow

was wooed by a horny moose

(just a bit obtuse)

Jessica was not impressed

and the moose left, quite depressed

 

 

 

Author's Note

Graphic credit: "Look" magazine cover, found in Google Images

Reviews

[Pryde Foltz]

Oh Joyce, that's awesome. Poor moose. He should stick with squirrels. Tee Hee. I love the look on the cow's face.

[Joyce S. Greene]

Thanks, Pryde. I always felt so sorry for that poor moose. He hung around for quite a while and then just wandered off. Hope he found true love soon. I appreciate your comment very much.

[Anand Sehgal]

But others didn't lose hope and Wolphin, Zorse etc continued to be created :P :P.. Innovative write indeed.

[Joyce S. Greene]

I learn something new every day from people like you, Anand. Thanks you so much for your great comment and the new knowledge you've given me.

[Anand Sehgal]

Pleasure is mine too that I got to interact with friends like you :)

[Jamie Cook]

HA! XD AHA! Awe that sucks poor moose :P or poor cow, cause in that image it looks like it's saying holy f**k do something, make him go away. oh well, still awesome read, short and simple and awesome, woot woot OwO

[Joyce S. Greene]

Thanks, Jamie. I'm so glad this made you laugh. It makes me laugh, too, every time I think about it. I hope that poor moose found someone who could love him for himself very soon.

[Jamie Cook]

Me too. Well, that moose had a better chance with the cow then I ever could have. haha just kidding. But welcome! :D

[Frieda P]

Ha sounds like real life musings, clever....guess the Moose didn't know any good pick up lines...

[Joyce S. Greene]

Now you've got me laughing, Frieda. Guess he was a little rusty. My parents actually visited the Vermont farm where this took place. It caused quite a stir around those parts. Thanks for your very nice comment.

[Frieda P]

Ha you never know what's going on with those funky farm animals, my pleasure Joyce....made me smile.

[bobc]

J...there might be a limerick in here. Heard about this somewhere...bobc

[Joyce S. Greene]

It's basically a rhymed tanka - with humor. Tanka are never rhymed, or baldly humorous, so I'd call it a non-tanka. LOL My favorite genre is tanka, by the way, but folks seem to prefer the non variety. Thanks for stopping by and letting me know your thoughts.

[Lydia Shutter]

Oh, this has put a huge smile on my face. Poor jilted moose. Where will he seek solace? :) Good one, Joyce.

[Joyce S. Greene]

Thanks, Lydi. I always loved this story, and my heart went out to that poor moose. Sigh . . .