Says Who?

You will read this poem aloud in your head

You'll read this line in an Australian accent

You will read this line in a British accent

This line here, you'll read in a cockney accent

In Russian accent, you will read this line...with vodka

This line will be read in your best friend's voice

You will read this line in your mother's voice

You will read this line in your father's voice

Or maybe you won't.  I'm not a f*ing magician.

Geez..

Author's Note

Jan 22, 2012