Asked & Answered~276A Story by JD MajorThe Questionator ...in 12 linesAcme Employment Agency "The agent reads the applicant's employment history. "Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker, Questionator. ... What's a Questionator, Mr. McCormick?" ~ "I plant negative pieces about my client's competitors in social media, Ms. Thorpe. My current employer, a successful state politician, is considering retiring." ~ "We have no such openings. But I'm curious. Does this occupation open you up to lawsuits?" ~ "As long as my plants are in the form of a question, no." ~ " ... Example?" ~ "Are the rumors true that Acme Employment is under investigation for fraud?" He leans in. "Perhaps you'd like to check with your boss now, for recent openings of my ilk." ~ "I'm the boss, Mr. McCormick." She likewise leans in. "Is it true that you were let go by your current employer for being too nice?" ~ He mumbles, "Thank you for your consideration, Ms. Thorpe," as he exits. ____________________________ © 2024 JD Major |
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