Asked & Answered~276

Asked & Answered~276

A Story by JD Major
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The Questionator ...in 12 lines

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Acme Employment Agency


"The agent reads the applicant's employment history. "Butcher, Baker, 
Candlestick maker, Questionator. ... What's a Questionator, Mr. McCormick?"
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"I plant negative pieces about my client's competitors in social media, Ms. Thorpe. 
My current employer, a successful state politician, is considering retiring."
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"We have no such openings. But I'm curious. Does this occupation open you up to lawsuits?"
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"As long as my plants are in the form of a question, no."
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" ... Example?"
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"Are the rumors true that Acme Employment is under investigation for fraud?"
He leans in. "Perhaps you'd like to check with your boss now, for recent openings of my ilk."
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"I'm the boss, Mr. McCormick." She likewise leans in. "Is it true that 
you were let go by your current employer for being too nice?"
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He mumbles, "Thank you for your consideration, Ms. Thorpe," as he exits.
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