Asked & Answered~256

...Why not?! ...in 12 lines

Consumer Helpline

"Help me, Betty. I bought apples, prepaid & delivered, at $1.03 a pound, 

and they've charged me for oranges at $1.33."

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"Have you demanded they correct their error, Debbie?"

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"Yes! But they told me their AI Billing Program is infallible! 

No refund! I'll text you a photo." 

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"Got it. That's an apple, Debbie."

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"Yes! Can you get me my refund?"

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"I think it best, for your peace of mind, Debbie dear, just to take the inconsequential loss."

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"I'm out $3000! I bought five tons. I'm Wendy's Apple Juice Inc. Please try!"

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"I'm sorry, Debbie dear, there's nothing I can do."

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"Why not?!"

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"I'm an AI program, Debbie dear."

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