Asked & Answered~253

I have to end it! ...in 12 lines

Two Gals over Chablis

"I met a new guy, Pam. He's hot, smart, funny! 

But"--she tears up--"I have to end it."

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"Why, Cathy? Is he married? A tightwad? A serial killer?"

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"None of the above."

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" ...So, what's the problem?"

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"Cameron loves me! And I love him! I gotta get out 

before he proposes!"

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"But, he's every woman's dream! ...Why?!"

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His last name's Crumb."

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" ...Omigod! Cathy Crumb. ...But, you could hyphenate your 

last name, you know, to make it less ridiculous."

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"Cathy Bredd-Crumb?"

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Crumb is the World's 128,143rd most frequent surname.

Bredd is the 10,311,814th 

The odds of this happening is in the trillions :)

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