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...too late, here she comes ...in 12 lines

The Campus Grind

"Who's that new server, Rick? She's beautiful!

I hope she doesn't wait on us."

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" ... Huh? Why not, Steve?"

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"Beautiful women make me nervous. I never know what to 

say to them. Then when I do, it comes out stupid."

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"You're a good lookin' dude, pal, don't sweat it. Just repeat after me ...

I'd like a Grind Patty Melt, please, with fries and a Bud."

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"Too late, here she comes."

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"High guys, I'm Patti, what'll you have?" she asks, eyeing Steve.

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" ... I'd like a grind, please, Patti, with fries and a bed."

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She glares at him, then bursts out laughing. "And, what'll 

you'll have to drink with me, handsome?" 

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