Asked & Answered~250

Survivor's Tale! ...in 12 lines

Late-Night Radio

"Who's our next caller, Louise?"

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Bob. Says he's a survivor, says he needs you to help him get his story published."

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"Hi Bob, it's Dr. Shirley. What makes you and your story unique?"

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"I battled desperately, Doc, relentlessly, never laying down, and Won!"

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"Battling demons is every self-help book's story, Bob. What's your hook?"

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"Me! I'm the Demon!

I hounded my host 'til she sank to the bottom of your profession!"

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Dr. Shirley signals Louise to cut to commercial.

"Omigod! ... Is it really you, Beelzebob?"

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"You know it, Shirles. You gonna do it?"

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"A survivor story from the POV of the Demon. Love it! 

Change my name, a 50/50 split on Royalties, and we have a deal!"

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