Asked & Answered~247

Body Language ...in 12 lines

Two Friends over Coffee

"How do I know if a girl likes-likes me, Susan, 

or if she's just being nice?"

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"By her body language, Pete," she says twiddling her hair."

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" ...Okay? But a girl's body language is different than a guy's."

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"Vive la difference!" She winks and touches her lips.

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"Yeah, yeah, but how do I know 

when it's not-just-being-nice body language?"

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"Relax, Petey, eat something," she whispers and feeds him a French fry."

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"Mmmm, good, thanks Pal."

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Scowling, she picks up the ketchup and squeeze-plops him.

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" ...What ...what was that?!" he spurts, grabbing a napkin.

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"Not-just-being-nice body language, Putz!"

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Reviews

[Soren]

Some of us are a little slow picking up on the body language of a different gender, it's a foreign language.