Asked & Answered~246

...Women! ...in 12 lines

Two Buddies over Beers

"Why so glum, chum?"

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"Women! The ones I want never reply,

the ones who are just my pals flood my incoming."

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"Same old, same old, blah, blah, blah, huh?"

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"Yeah, damnit! What's the Answer, buddy?"

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"As I see it, you have 3 choices--lower your expectations, 

continue grumbling, or talk to them."

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"I do! What do you not get about they never reply?!"

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"You Text them, you Chat them. Have you tried 

that new one, Chin wagging."

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"Damn, I don't have that app! Where do I get it?"

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"Google Common Sense, click Get Real."

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