![]() Asked & Answered~240A Story by JD Major![]() ...It will come ...in 12 lines![]() McQuick Zoom Therapy "My teenage son never heeds my advice, Dr. McQuick! What can I do?" ~ "As in all things, Kenneth, go to Twain." ~ " ...To Wayne? Huh?" ~ "When I was 14, and I paraphrase, my father was a moron, and I was astonished at how much he'd learned by the time I grew up." ~ "Ah, yes, Mark Twain, profound. But how can I get Jimmy to learn from my regrettable life-mistakes now?!" ~ "The same way your father did, and Twain's father before him?" ~ " ... Again, huh?" ~ "Vomit advice, bide your time, and your wisdom will come." _______________
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