Asked & Answered~239

...impure thoughts ...in 12 lines

The Confessional

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 24 hours since my--"

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"Yeah, yeah, Maximilian, what've ya got for me today?"

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" ...Isn't this supposed to be anonymous, Father O'Hara?"

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"I know your whine, Max, so spill it, already!

...Your usual impure thoughts? ...A little beneath-the-briefs slap n' tickle?"

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"Hateful thoughts! My psychotherapist canceled our session! She said I'm boring!"

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"Give her my regards my son, say three Hail Mary's, scram and sin no more."

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"Thank you, Father, bless you!"

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Five minutes later... 

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been--"

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"Yeah, yeah, Father O'Hara, five minutes since you had hateful thoughts about Max.

Say three Hail Mary's my son, go and sin no more."

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Reviews

[Neville]

I can, with my hand on my wotsit say without any fear of contradiction that I have never had an impure thought in my entire life to date .. I have loadsa raunchy ones and the like but they have been pure raunchy and often excessively so .. I simply can't do impure & have never been required to confess to anything except for when I was a kid playing doctors and nurses .. I sawed some lads leg off .. Neville

[JD Major]

And, I like the way you saw on my leg with your hilarious reviews, Neville! ... You have the Silliness gene! A compliment once paid to me also, by a lifelong pal. A gene indispensable for navigating life! :)

[Neville]

it helps, doesn't it :)

[Soren]

I was surprised that it too 20 minutes. The hail Mary's are only to occupy the mind for that 20 minuets. Loved the humor.

[JD Major]

Thanks Soren!
And thanks too for the suggestion. I'm going to change it to 5 mins :)