Asked & Answered~236

Her ill-conceived Dream ...in 12 lines

Heaven - The Do-Over Dept.

"Excuse me, sir. I've just arrived, and was told this is 

the lineup to file my Do-over Request."

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"Yes, ma'am. What is your Name and Reason for Request?"

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"Moon Unit. My, albeit well-meaning, parents dis--"

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"Request Granted! ...Next in line please."

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" ...Thank you, sir! Thank you! But, I haven't yet given you my reas--"

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"No child should start life with that handle, ma'am. Granted. Next."

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"Again, thank you, sir, but that's not it. It's that my parents discouraged me from following 

my career dream, and I lived a life of abject failure, died penniless and homeless."

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That's what parents are for! Request Denied! ...But, I'm curious. What did they advise you to be?"

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"A Street Mime. My dream was to be an Accountant."

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"Request Granted! Next."

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Reviews

[Soren]

A flash from the past. was the next in line Dweezil? Humor is the best medicine and now I have my daily dose.

[JD Major]

Thanks Soren! I like Dweezil :)