Asked & Answered~221

Guy Pact! ...in 12 lines

Two Buddies over Beers

"I quit, Bob! Ya wine 'em, ya dine 'em, they dump ya! Never no-more!"

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"Quit whinin', Troy. There's a hottie with her friends at the next table givin' you the eye."

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"Nope, I'm done! Done, done, done! Ya gonna support me, Bob? Guy Pact?!"

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" ... Sure, if that's what you want, buddy. Guy Pact!"

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They knock knuckles, grasp hands. "Ooh Hah!"

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The hottie comes over. "Couldn't help seein' that, guys," she says to Troy. "What was it?"

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"Guy Pact! No more girls for me 'n Bob. Never-no-more."

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"Cool. Just like our girls' Gal Pact. We lock pinkies." She looks at Bob. "You in on it?"

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"Yes, of course I am. Me 'n Troy knuckle-fisted."

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"How 'bout you call Exception!, Bob, and come on over to my table?"

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Troy glares at Bob. Bob looks down. The hottie turns to leave

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"Exception!" calls Troy.

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Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Loved it. True lust cannot be bound.

[JD Major]

Never a truer word spoken JB. Thanks!
Lust is truly im-PACTful!

[Dave]

There is no escaping it! Love will find a way - "pinky finger, knuckles or not".
Take care - Chris - dave

[JD Major]

Haha, ...whether it's a white-knuckle ride or not, huh?!
Thanks Dave :)

[Chris Shaw]

Am I surprised? The answer is nope 😊
I liked your humour here JD.

Chris

[JD Major]

Uh Huh!!! ...you were on to Troy the all the time, huh, Chris?! :) ...or maybe it's that your're on to us men all the time, haha :) ...Thanks!

[Chris Shaw]

I’m keeping quiet ……. :)

[Betty Hermelee]

There is always an exception!! even though you make a pact NOT to do something, it always happens, one or the other gives in...that's just human nature i guess! Very clever piece, I enjoyed the humor and the message!
Warmly, B

[JD Major]

Thanks Betty! Yes, human nature is riddled with quirks & foibles galore! :)

[Betty Hermelee]

Indeed…..you’re very welcome
Warmly, B

[Papaya]

Hard to find men who are committed to anything these days. Sheesh 😅

[JD Major]

Yes, we're an unreliable lot! Too much testosterone, I guess! ...Thanks Anna:)

[Neville]

..................................... Magic :)

[JD Major]

Thanks Pal!!!
haha, too bad you skipped 220, your name's on it :)

[Neville]

My absolute pleasure JD .. musta been a Freudian skip .. Neville

[JD Major]

haha, Freudian 'skip.' Love a clever pun!