Asked & Answered~219

...Budump-bump! ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"Our next Caller is Buddy from Frisco, Dr. McQ."

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"Thanks Frances. How can I help you, Buddy?"

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"I turn everything into a joke, Doc! I cannot be serious!"

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"Serious is overrated, pal. Silliness is an art."

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" ...An art, huh? Y'mean like a fart without the fff? Budump-bump!"

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" ...Yes, even slapstick can relieve life's perceived futility...but only to a point."

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"Y'mean like the fffutile point you're stick-slappin' on me now? Hee-haw!"

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"Do you have any control at all, Buddy, over how goofy you get?"

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"Zip, zero, nada, Doc! I'm to Goofy what Rembrandt was to fff...art. Budump-bump!"

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"Try thinking Death, Bud, decaying in the damp, cold ground for eternity."

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"Y'mean like ffforever, ffforever or just fffor now 'til our bit ends? Heehaw!"

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"Bud's dud-umped-bumped, Frances! Next Caller."

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Reviews

[Neville]

Q) what's not to love or like

A) nothing whatsoever, it's a larf a line, indeed 12 of em all strung in a line .. well 12 of em .. dum de dum de dum ..

S) most original JD .. I hope others will now quit being shy and visit in the wake I purposely left behind .. N.

[JD Major]

A Review to treasure!
Thanks Neville :)

[Neville]

.. you really are most welcome JD :)