Asked & Answered~216

A-N-T-I-C-I-P-A-T-I-O-N ! ...in 12 lines

"A-N-T-I-C-I-P-A-T-I-O-N deficit is your Answer, Lance." 

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" ...To what? I didn't ask you a Question."

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"I anticipated it."

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"Okay, Dr. Know-it-All. What's my question?"

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"What's wrong with my sex life?"

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" ...How ...how the bejeezus did you know that?!"

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"I'm a sex counselor."

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" ...Oh, yeah. So, what's the deal with Anticipation?"

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"It's the 20-80 Rule. 20% of Whoopee is 80% Anticipation. AKA, Fantasy."

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"That's the Pareto Principle, in business. Except you got it backwards." 

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"Sex flips everything backwards."

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" ...Oh, yeah."

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Reviews

[Neville]

it feels like while I was getting lost .. you were getting layed .. maybe .. jeez what kind of egg do you think you are sir ..

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Sex does do that.
we get lost in the sensual pleasure...and the percentages go all askew.
j.

[JD Major]

Yes it does!
Askew!-is a great feeling, albeit fleeting! :)

[JD Major]

Haha, wish I'd written "Ask(r)ew"

[iTryToWriteAllTheTime]

Love the form of this. Felt very snappy, and dare I say satisfying at the end even if it was such a short adventure. Big fan.

[JD Major]

Thanks!
You've made my day! The kind of Review I fantasize getting! :)