Asked & Answered~214

...D'ya get my drift? ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

" ...Good ...good morning ...Dr. McQuick."

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"Hey, Sheldon, what's up?"

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" ... Every woman I talk with ... her eyes glaze over."

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"I'm guessing it's not with orgasmic pleasure, eh?"

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" ...Yawning boredom. ... I lack confidence. How do I get it?"

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"Years of therapy. Or, lose the sweater vest and get yourself a jean jacket."

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" ... ... Huh?"

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"Makes you feel on top o' your game! Faded is best, worn with worn jeans, 

a T-shirt and white sneakers, scuffed."

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"Like the jacket you're wearing now? ...Omigod, do you lack confidence, Doctor?"

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"Yeah, like mine. And, hell no, Shel, I lack for nothin' in Ol' Blue.  

I occasionally, of a moonlit evening, wear ol' Blue to bed ...if you get my drift."

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Reviews

[Neville]

I always find strapping a chainsaw to the inside of my kecks and wearing freshly polished bicycle clips works .. nice one son .. so flippin funny it made me do a botty burp :)

[JD Major]

Haha, the Review ain't allowed to be funnier than the piece Neville! :) ...And I had to google kecks & botty burp. ...I've so much to learn from you Sensei! :)

[Neville]

Ooops there she blows again ..... sorry folks :)

[JD Major]

Re: Botty burps ... "She," huh?
So much to learn! :)

[Neville]

take it easy, don't try n rush it ..

[willweb]

What do they say, "The clothes make the man?" Ok, sweater vest???? Maybe he just needs to hang around a different type of women or, get some leathers and a few tatts and go hogwild crazy. : )

[JD Major]

Gracias Will!
... haha, but a Sheldon could never pull-off that get-up!