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How do I get to Happy? ...in 12 lines

WKHI Radio -Your Happiness Index

"Evening Caller, what's your Name, what's your Question?"

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"Rodney. How do I get to Happy, Dr. Joy?"

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"What's your current H-Score, Rod?"

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"Looks 8, Smarts 9, Career 3, Love life ...zero."

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"A solid 5. And, your Looks-&-Smarts average of 8.5 gives 

you a potential Happiness gain of 3.5! What's your DQ?"

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" ...DQ? ...Huh? ...Vanilla cone, I guess."

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 "Your Determination Quotient! Get with the program, Sport!"

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" ...Gosh, Doc, I dunno ...4 or 5 I guess."

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"Oops! 5 on your H-Score, plus a 4.5 DQ, averages you out at below 5."

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" ...Okay? ...So, how do I get to Happy, Doc?"

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"Order a Blizzard, Rodney. Next Caller."

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