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Right place, Wrong time ...1n 12 lines

The Confessional

Distant sirens draw near.

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"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

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" ...Oh, ha, ha, I'm n-not--"

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"It's been a couple days since my last confession." 

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" ...No, n-no, I'm not--"

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"Stop stuttering, father, I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Just need to confess a murder and make a run for it."

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" ... ...M-m-murder? ...But I'm n-not Father O'Hara,

I'm Ralph the j-janitor. Just doing a little d-dusting in here."

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"Make that t-two m-murders, Ralph. Gotta go."

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" ...Huh?"

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B-bang!

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