Asked & Answered~207

Distraction Infraction ...in 12 lines

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"How can I get my girlfriend back, Dr. Nancy?"

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"Why did you two breakup, Zack?"

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"I committed one too many distraction infractions.

Three strikes, I'm out."

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" ...You cheated on her, huh?"

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"Yeah, three max was our deal. Our pact."

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" ...How did she know you cheated?"

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"She walked into Martini's with randy Andy 

and caught me kissing Kate."

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" ...Okay, so you caught each other. So it was a wash.

Congrats, she has no grounds to dump you."

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"Wrong, Doc. Andy was only Strike 2."

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