Asked & Answered~206

Her designated Other ...in 12 lines

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"Help me, Counselor Christie! I exercised my Designated Other 

marriage-contract right, and my husband is suing me for divorce and damages."

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" ...Designated Other?"

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"We're each allowed to cheat once, if it's with our favorite movie star. 

Mine is Dax Stryker. He's in town shooting Carnal Moon. 

I skin-wrapped myself into my hottest dress and knocked on his trailer door."

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" ...So, what's the problem, Jasmine? Your hubby has no grounds. You win." 

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"Unbeknownst to me, Dax's agent, Max, his skunk twin brother, opened the door!"

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" ...Uh huh! Again, Congrats! Hubby doesn't have a legal leg to stand on."

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" ...Why? Because I had no contract-busting intent? Because Max duped me?"

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"No. Because I subscribe to Hollywood Hush-hush, my guilty pleasure.

Dax is Max. The skunk has no twin brother!" 

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