Asked & Answered~196

the Whole deal?! ...in 12 lines

On the Brightside

"I was brought up C and E, Pastor Brightside,

but now I'm wondering if I'm ready for, you know, more."

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"Church of England, eh? ...More, being what, Marisa?"

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"No, Pastor, Christmas and Easter. I want to begin attending

more often, but I can't find a Christian denomination 

in sync with my beliefs."

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"Do you lean toward Catholicism or Protestantism?"

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"Neither. But, I do believe in almost everything they each teach, except--"

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"Except for what, child?"

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"The virgin birth and the resurrection."

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" ... ...But, that's the whole deal, Marisa!"

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" ...Why?"

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