Asked & Answered~195

Widow shopping ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"I'm widow shopping, Dr. McQuick. Can you help me?"

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"Window shopping isn't exactly my bailiwick, Nick, but okay."

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"No, not window. Widow. How high do you think I can aim."

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" ...Aim?"

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"Yeah, you know, how hot of a widow do you think a guy like me 

can attract? A ten, a nine ...eight?"

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"Why a widow? And, do you really think objectifying women is a good plan?"

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"I'm a widower, it would a good match. And, no, that's why I need 

you to be objective for me. I can't count on my pals for that."

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" ...You're a handsome guy. I'd say a nine, maybe a ten, but only if--."

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"Thanks, Doc, good to hear! ...But, what d'ya mean, only if?"

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"Only if she's window shopping, and can't read lips."

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