Asked & Answered~192

Asked & Answered~192

A Story by JD Major
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Her Analyst Session ...in 12 lines

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Her Analyst Session

"My life is just one damn thing after another, Dr. Froyd.
I never get to enjoy myself. What can I do?"
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"Reduce your GTI's, Linda, and increase your RT."
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" ...GTI's? ...RT?"

"Get-thru-its and Relax time."
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" ... You mean, GIT''s like dental appointments, dinner with 
the in-laws, long brutal work days, vacuuming,  
Rev. Potter's sermons, and like that?"
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"Yes. Prioritize each item on a 3-scale, 3 being Essential
1 being a Waste of time, and immediately nix the 1's."
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"Thanks, Doc, enjoy your afternoon."
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"... ...Where are you going, Linda? ...We still have 20 minutes."
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© 2024 JD Major


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Added on March 20, 2024
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JD Major
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