Asked & Answered, New~182

What were they thinking?! ...in 12 lines

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"What's your question, young lady? Didn't catch your name."

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"Foible Quirk. What the heck were my parents thinking?!"

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" ...Really? Your name is Foible Quirk?"

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"Yeah, dear ol' Dad'n Mom thought it would give me a sense of humor."

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" ...Did it?"

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"Look at me, Doc. What do you think?"

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"I'm thinking not. I'm thinking your parents were likely 

well-intentioned, but sadly misguided."

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"Yeah, no kidding. What can I do?"

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" ...How 'bout legally changing your name?"

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"Yeah, I was thinking Smith, or Jones, 

but dear ol' Dad'n Mom say they'll disinherit me if I do."

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