Asked & Answered, New~166

It begins with Allure ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"It begins with allure."

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"I didn't ask you about fishing, Dr. McQuick,

I asked how can I find a girlfriend, now that I'm divorced."

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"Have you tried the dating apps, Larry?"

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"Yeah, but they're all like the hamburger apps I use."

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"Hamburger apps?"

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"You know, the real thing never looks as good as its photo."

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"Perhaps it's time to cast a better lure."

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"Damn it, Doc! Nix the fishing BS! What's your the point?!"

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"Methinks the problem might be your photo."

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" ...Huh?"

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" Eat healthy, Larry. Exercise. Nix the double chin."

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