Asked & Answered, New~163

It's a Relief! ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"My girlfriend and I are considering breaking up, Dr. McQuick."

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"How does that make you feel, Michael?"

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"Relieved."

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"Why relieved?"

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"We're hanging on to something we both know can't work."

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"Why can't it work?"

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"We argue all the time."

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"About what?"

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"About arguing all the time. We've no alternative but to split."

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"Perhaps there's one you haven't considered."

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" ...Oh? ...What?"

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"Getting married."

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