A Poor Letter of Foreplay

Thanks to Mattavelli and his hot nasty

 

My Love,

       I hope you get this letter, and it reaches you just fine. I loved the time we spent together; I even enjoyed it when you cried. Now I hope you won’t think it rude that when I say this thought. I was so drunk last night I wanted to rip your clothes off.

       Of course that is the type of thing you’d hear if I had a penis and a set of balls, but since I have a vagina it really shouldn’t be said at all. I write this letter to you and I hope you don’t get scared. I want to oil you up and I want you to pull my hair. I do remember something that I read and thought quite neat, a little thing called hot nasty, oh I wouldn’t mind tasting that treat.

       So my dear please don’t be mad, I forgot your number, but I did find your email address, now time to talk about who goes on top and who is under. This is sort of foreplay I’m sorry it’s kind of lame. But my dear you drive me crazy with those little daisy dukes and downing a keg of beer. I guess this isn’t romantic but I have a secret life, I am now a lesbian, but I used to be a guy.

       Now you know my secret but I’m all woman now, I hate the male gender, they were so dumb, it was astonishing oh wow. I prefer my dog to a male any day. At least the dog is faithful and doesn’t always worried about getting laid.

       So my dear now you know, I hope it doesn’t deter you. I want to taste your juices I still have some male brain cells and I try to deter them.

                                           Love,

                                                 Bruno err Britney

Author's Note

This isn't a piece that is meant to be insulting it more or less is for those who actually have a sense of humor

Reviews

[Beautifully Tragic xPoe..]

LOL it made me giggle

[SweetPeachesAlways]

I'm laughing my a*s off!
least the dog is faithful and doesn't always worried about getting laid.
I have GOT to get another dog! hahaha Too funny! I love it!

[poddar kushal]

this is a great out burst of passion and ...

[Marie]

LMFAO...awesome! That is the HOT NASTY!

[The Archangel Gabriel]

And, you would be amazed what a dog will do with peanut butter!

Great write! That was intersting.

-Gabe