One missed email

I decided to be random and make fun of the One Missed call movie and make a deranged one missed email poem

 

I logged onto myspace today and saw the email

 

It was from you and I couldn’t believe it!

 

I was excited

 

I mean really excited

So I hit the reply button and waited for a response

Weeks went by

I thought my world would end

Another two weeks I kept checking out your page

I wanted that email so bad and it just wouldn’t come

I checked my sent and it said that it still wasn’t read

Three weeks and no response

My world has come to a tragic fiery end

I keep going back to your page over and over again and again

You updated your page but still my email went unread

FINALLY two months, 3 days, 12 hours, 45 minutes, 260 seconds later I get an email back

All it said was hey how are you what’s up?

What’s up?

That’s it?

My world came tumbling down as I thought about the email in which I poured out my little heart and soul

And still it went unread

One missed email

I will never do this again

Good bye cruel world

I hate myspace

One missed email and that’s all it took

For my little world to crumble

One missed email

Now to go be all emo and write bad poetry

One missed email

Dude I’m so over it screw you

Yet I still go back to my sent box to see if the email has been read

IT STILL SITS THERE UNREAD!

Author's Note

Just for the record I'm weird but would never freak out like this over an email LOL just so everyone knows I'm not a total nutbar!

Reviews

[Clouded in Hopeful Illu..]

It sounds like this poem was wrote by a stalker over myspace. haha. I really like it because there are some people who act like that over myspace. You might want to change the seconds though because 260 is a few minutes lol. Good job.

[The Show Stopper]

And when I read this it reminded me of a few myspace stalkers that I had

[Accidental Stranger]

Amusing the font reminded me of a cheesy 70's porn production

[Marie]

THIS WAS GREAT!! I saw the Japanese version of ONE MISSED CALL and want to see the American version. Great job.