Love Wouldnt Be Blind

please enjoy

my girlfriend came home to find me naked on the floor

s**t faced from the drugs and booze i also fucked two w****s

she burst into tears, she started being mean

you are not going to the halloween party as charlie sheen

 

fans were upset when madonna stopped her tour

she gave birth to her next husband, kill the spawn

michael jacksons girlfriend seems to be distraught

first my parents leave me in portugal and didnt give it second thought

 

chris brown looked at rihanna and said "oo id still hit that"

simon cowell thinks he'll change tv the f*****g twat

 

i was arguing with tom cruise about scientology

he said "try to see it from my point of view" so i got down to my knees

i asked for a beiber hairdo, he shaved my pubes

jordan wants a bendy bus and plenty of lube

 

i caught david cameron and nick clegg making out

i asked them what the crisis is about

they turned to me, "oh darling cant you see"

we're in it for w****s

david loves his grizzly bears

and i love sucking his c**k

 

took jessie j's advice and forget about the pricetag

debenham security guards were not amused the lying slag

david blunckett left sex in public behind

if it wasnt for him love wouldnt be blind

Reviews

[Izzy Insane]

why thank u for that comment. to be honest because its a song its kinda 1 of those songs that their is space to fill the words in that might make it seem wierd when just written on paper or on here but i appreciate the opinion and thank you for liking the pop culture references if u can call most modern music cultural. x

[eglantine]

wow, you def have a great grasp on concrete details, I especially appreciate all of the amazing (somewhat funny but truthful so sad) pop culture references. Sometimes the lines get a bit clunky and sound forced together, especailly the last two lines. Thanks for sharing :)