Adventure Six: Gummy Bears and War

A Chapter by ~M&A~

Silly Nonsense

“Pew! Pew!” Chloe put a little Lego gun in her gummy bear’s paws and giggled. “Jc, Jc, look. He’s an army bear. Get it?”

I smiled. “Yeah, but didn’t your mother teach you to never play with your food?”

“Yeah, but that’s because she misses how much fun it is.” She rose from my bed and ran to the kitchen.

I didn’t bother to ask what she was grabbing, and heard a lot of fumbling in the mini freezer and then something fell to the floor. She gasped, and shut the door. Her little feet tromped to the sink and I heard a cabinet open.

“Got it.” She spoke to herself as she walked up the steps.

I turned my head and my eyes bugged out when I saw what she had in her arms. A large jug of gummy bears, her backpack, and a rather wide jar of whip cream.

She dropped the stuff on my bed and picked up the whip cream. “I got my gummy bears a nice pool. At least they can chill out before I eat them.” She chuckled.

“Not if my Animal Crackers have anything to do with it.” I shake my box of Animal Crackers and pulled out a lion. “Rawr.” I smirked.

“No! Run away gummy bear!” Chloe panicked and made her gummy bear flee before the sight of my lion.

Next, she turned it around, and then the Lego gun was in its paws again. “Pew, pew! Die lion!”

“No!” I snapped my lion in half and crunched on him. “Wonder what’s next?” I pulled out a hippo and made a face, which made Chloe laugh. “Oh yes, I forgot about the meat eating hippos over in Africa.”

“Charge!” Chloe’s gummy bear ran at my hippo.

“Sit on him!” I made my hippo sit on her bear.

“Gck!” Chloe squeaked, and squished her gummy bear. She sucked on her fingers as she ate him off. “Mmm.”

“Get to the pool my animals!” I poured out a few more animals and made them run to the whip cream.

“This is my pool!” Four more gummy bears were spread out in front of the jar and all with toy guns.

“Run my animals run!” My crackers fled the scene, and two of her gummy guards followed. “Run! Run!”

“Pew! Pew!” Chloe smiled. “Ooo, I shot the giraffe.”

O.O?

I cracked my giraffe’s neck (poor little guy) and ate him. “Hmm, giraffes now taste like a cookie.”

Chloe chuckled. “I don’t want to even try to wonder what giraffe’s taste like.”

“Their guard is down! Attack!” My crackers marched in a ran over two of her bears, leaving one totally helpless.

“No! Back up! I need back up!” Her bear squeaked.

She poured more, about a handful more onto the bed.

“Hey! Cheater!” I poured my whole box onto the bed.

“No way!” She copied.

“Oh yeah? Well they summon a mystic hand outta nowhere and steal half the pool!” I dug my hand into the jar and scooped out some. “And then give it back!” I shoved my hand into her face, sliding it all the way down her neck and across her face.

“Argh!” She grunted and grabbed some too. “Retreat! It’s too much!”

I picked up some gummy bears and ate them. “Mmm, your army is tasty.”

She gasped and wined. “Nooo!!! My babies!”

“Munch, munch!” I chewed on some more.

“Aha! I’m gunna eat your animals!” She grabbed half of mine and crunched on them.

I shrugged, and then had a face full of whip cream in my face. And then she crumbled the animals all over where my face was sticky.

“How’s that, Jc?” Chloe leaned forward, and smiled. “How do ya like me now?!”

I grabbed the jar and shook it, pouring whip cream into her hair. “You may start the battle, but you lose the war!”

“Pew! Pew!” She shoved me off the bed and rubbed the top of her head into my face. “Take that! And that!”

“Ahhh! Chloe!” I tried to shove her away, but she pinned my arms to the floor.

10 min later…

“Okay, were done.” Chloe gasped, collapsed onto the floor of the kitchen.

We were both covered in whip cream, cracker bits, gummy bear bodies, and ice cream (don’t ask). Mom’s car parked outside, but we didn’t bother to get up. I tried, but my arms went to Jell-O and I just came down back on the tile floor.

“Chloe? Jamie?!” Mom called.

“Kitchen!” We called together.

“Oh my.” Mom halted halfway in. “What happened?”

“Gummy bears and their pool.” Chloe smiled.

“They make gummy bear pools?” Mom raised a brow. “I thought that’s what Jell-O was.”

Chloe and I exchanged a glance and then raced to the cabinet for the Jell-O.

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