Another thing not to say to your pregnant wife

a true story

Husband - "holy hell babe your belly has its own zip code it's grown so much, b***s not so much." (in a quiet don't let her hear me voice)

Me - (eye brow raise) .... grabs his pillow and throws it out the bedroom door.

Husband - "joking babe, come on ...."

Me - "don't think about coming back in here."

Husband - (huff of frustration) ....
"can I get a kiss good night? ...."

S I L E N C E

Husband - "ok love you."

Reviews

[Weeping willow]

So funny,that's what he gets for making rude remarks;-] Nicely written.

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo, I appreciate your visit :)

[James]

No, not even joking...I got a kick out of this. I could see the whole thing playing out. awesome

[Island Hippy]

Aloha James, lovely to see you friend :) Mahalo for your visit.

[duff]

Haha! Sounds about right for us guys!! Too funny. This is awesome. Nice work Izzy!

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo my friend :)

[duff]

Well done:)

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Ha! Happy Mother's Day my ohana! I can just picture this happening- so funny! Excellent descriptive skills. But go easy on him-he'll soon learn... Loved this!

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo ohana, haha .... he's a keeper for life! I don't know whether his comments get more stupid or if I'm just more hormonal!

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

So glad you're keeping him! I feel the love there-so great! Xo

[Gee]

And " you'll need bigger knickers if you keep tucking ya tits into them"
" Let's hope there are no Japanese whalers passing anytime soon"
"Any chance you can have a C section honey, it's just that......."
" the outdoor shop has a half price sale on tents at the moment "
"Jesus you're getting fat "

[Island Hippy]

Aloha Gee, haha ....you must have spent many nights on the couch :) what a memorable review. Mahalo :)

[Gee]

Just thought never said......

[Gee]

" Honey have you seen how much weight Sarah has lost, she looks great "

[Island Hippy]

OMG.... haha, you!

[Coyote Poetry]

In the bed and complaining. You shall land in a dog house forever. I like the honest tone and the true ending. Thank you Izzy for sharing your amazing poetry.
Coyote

[Island Hippy]

Haha .... Mahalo John

[Coyote Poetry]

Hello dear Izzy. I hope you are enjoying the days of Spring.

[Chris]

at least give it the chirping of crickets
... chuckling here.

First?

[Island Hippy]

Aloha Chris, your words made me chuckle :) 'ae our first. Mahalo for your visit :)

[Chris]

"Blessed Be" on your mommy's day.

[Island Hippy]

Aloha 'ae, had a wonderful first Mother's Day. Mahalo