Another thing not to say to your pregnant wife

a true story

Husband - "holy hell babe your belly has its own zip code it's grown so much, b***s not so much." (in a quiet don't let her hear me voice)

Me - (eye brow raise) .... grabs his pillow and throws it out the bedroom door.

Husband - "joking babe, come on ...."

Me - "don't think about coming back in here."

Husband - (huff of frustration) ....
"can I get a kiss good night? ...."

S I L E N C E

Husband - "ok love you."

Reviews

[The earth (Titan maphah..]

Ahhh this is awesome hey...........................................

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo :) for your generosity. I will try and return the favor sometime

[Shabeeh Haider]

Humorous and so witty.
One must know what not to say but often the words are spoken and it is too late to retract.

[Island Hippy]

Aloha Shabeeh, I appreciate your comment. This is true once it's out you can't take it back :) though we can laugh about it later. Mahalo very much. Izzy

[Abby]

HaHA ~ reads like a screenplay, thank you for the humorous bedtime scene Izzy!

[Island Hippy]

Hola Abby, nice to see you :) Mahalo for the drop in

[Tom]

Hasn't he heard discretion is the better part of valour?

Can feel the annoyance and angst, whimsically wistful!

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo Tom

[emmajoy]

Suggest you spend Sunday resting.. trays at your disposal. A little shoulder massage, a small waft of contrition!?

Whichever, whatever, ku' ui po. (Hope correct.) So hope smiles help you better pretty quickly. Go carefull, please. x... -

[Island Hippy]

Aloha ku'uipo, mahalo for your lovely warm wishes xo

[emmajoy]

Oops, i got it wrong, can't read my own writing, so sorry, dear you. Have written it twice, very carefully.

Hope you're on talking terms by now and have been thoroughly spoiled and gently loved. Happy happy week ahead.. :) x

[Island Hippy]

Oh no, that was still right Em :) mahalo!! He's been very thoughtful all weekend :)

[emmajoy]

Laughing... sorry, shouldn't.. Our daddy used to say.. and he was a doctor with seven children.. that if a man had the second child, there'd only be two children per family! Okay so the darling man got it a leeetle bit wrong.. :)))

[Island Hippy]

Haha .... you're adorable Em!

[emmajoy]

Off to my dreams now, quite early for me. Will trun off my side.light, draw back the curtains and stand. eyes near glued to the window and see if the stars are winking at me! I can but dream...

Sweet everything to you and your darling(s)

[emmajoy]

might tURn off my light too.. darn it.. that typo went without permission.. :)

[barleygirl]

This is fun & imaginative! It makes me think of writing a list of all the most ill-advised things a person can say at the most inopportune times. I love exaggeration (such as the "zip code" remark) for humor . . . well done!

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo barleygirl :) that would've quite a list

[Ken Simm.]

Once upon a time been there, done that, bought the T shirt.
Its good when you get to come back from that island above the arctic circle that you took yourself to for no apparent reason.

[Island Hippy]

Haha... :) Mahalo for the great comment Ken

[B]

Oh my when the hubby gets too comfy and starts saying stuff you simply could live without
i always gave the silent treatment lol

nice one :)

[Island Hippy]

mahalo :) a night on the couch does a world of good ....haha

[John Alexander McFadyen]

This paints such a vivid picture Izzy and just made me laugh despite the grain of abusive truth in it. Great presentation, flow and narrative.

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo John, I appreciate your visit :)

[Mariwel Lao]

humorous! but it pictures the real life situation of a couple. :)

[Island Hippy]

Aloha and mahalo for your visit. Much appreciated. Izzy