Things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife

not really a poem, a funny thing that happened over breakfast.

Husband - "so babe do you think your b***s will catch up with your belly?"

Me - (glares) "do you think your brain will ever catch up with your mouth?"

S I L E N C E

moments later...

Husband - "I'll cook tonight babe, you deserve the night off."

continued silence... then,

a kiss on the forehead and a goofy sorry.

Reviews

[emmajoy]

Should I be laughing this hard! A touch of drama..near to a novel as could be. Thinks: could be developed!

Will laugh into my dreams now..

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo hoaloha (friend) glad it gave you a laugh :)

[emmajoy]

I smiled this time.. not knowing if the words are true or not.. whatever, they're delightful! Blessings on your day.