School: enemies and friends edition

School: Enemies and Friends Edition

Monday

Me: *yawn

Everyone:....

Teacher: Alright everyone, settle down, settle down.

Enemy: good morning beanstalk

Me: good morning pea brain

Enemy: How's the weather up there?

Me: It's quite warm up here, actually. Probably why I'm hotter than you

Enemy: probably also why you have no brain. The heat must've burned it

Me: oh no he didn't

Later: 

Principal: this is the third time you've been to the office this week. 

Me: Huh?

Principal: look, honey, I know you two don't get along, but..

Me: yeah yeah, I know, that's no reason to give him a black eye. But you gotta let me down easy, princ. He's a real stick up the butt sometimes.

Principal: sometimes I wonder why I even bother....

More Later:

Enemy: So I heard you got detention..?

Me:  it's nonna your business pea brain. 

Enemy: So that's a yes?

Me: Nuh uh.

Enemy: Are you sure bean stalk? 

Me: yep. 

Enemy: I know you better than that, bean stalk. I can see right through your lies.

Me: How? I gave you a black eye

Enemy:....

Author's Note

*This was not made to be grammatically correct or have perfect punctuation.

Reviews

[IrishElklover32]

Thx sophimare ❤ any suggestions for my next edition?

[Sophimare]

Bad Kid vs principal

[IrishElklover32]

I'm on it!

[Sophimare]

Very amusing. Lol. I love how your stories always include the principals office