Cranial Delights

It's Dresenday, and that means one thing: new haberdashery styles with big haberdasher savings.

Get a new baseball cap to cheer on your favorite squad. 

"Go Team!" 

Feeling adventurous? Many of this year's trends see leather headwear coming back in a big way, whether you're an old-school aviator or just a whip-wielding trinket taker, these retro fits are sure to put you in the mood for some extreme excursions. Just remember to watch out for snakes!

For ladies, the Parisians assure us that bonnets are all the rage. The latest in head-spooning clothing takes espionage to new levels of chic, with parabolic sound enhancing technologies. Hear every compliment your new Sonic Bonnet is sure to get merely by tilting your head in the direction of any vocal conversation up to 100 yards away. That's the lengths of an entire football field!

And for the kiddies, the micro-sombrero is catching fire in the dance clubs of London. Also described as a Rippled Yarmulke, these multi-cultured delights will certainly define the cool kids, and leave those without ashamed and miserable. Don't risk your kid committing a grisly suicide that they'll rightfully blame you for, get them a micro today!

Reviews

[Winnter96]

Vonnegut, Tom Robbins inspired? Written simply, doesn't always mean it has to be childish or YA... not that any of that matters. Dark humour is what makes writing good, at least for me. its strange and in quizzical. I will look into further writing from you.